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Thursday, July 15, 2010

To Start Your Day: A Haiku (or two) for Itsy

Good morning! Until I tackle dude number two, please enjoy the poetry. Also, don't forget to vote for the next guy. Leave your vote in the comment section - the stinky poll still isn't working.
mucho love,
Annabelly


Haiku 1

oh itsy bitsy
why are you so sad and down?
is it the pickle?

Haiku 2

I dig surprises
but not in men's underpants
must stifle giggles.

2 comments:

  1. Poor defenseless itsy (say itsy quick and it's 1 syllable)
    You never saw it coming
    In fact no one did

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  2. Nice one, Maximus! By the way, your limerick request has been granted. You're welcome :)

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