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Monday, July 26, 2010

There's a Poll Now, Bitches :)

So, I've read the emails and the texts and compiled a list of your movie doppelgangers for yours truly. Some were, forgive me, truly heinous. I'm sorry, but I just don't see the following choices working out very well:
1. Halle Berry
2. Shakira
3. Britney Spears

However, here are the others, listed in no particular order. Gaze at their pics, then vote in the damn poll on the left. And, yes, I am aware that you were very generous in your selections and that I am nowhere near as smokin' hot as these babes.

Annabelly
1. Jessica Simpson: As chosen by MainGay




















2. Monica Potter: Chosen by a reader. I confess I had to look her up, but I kinda like her.











3. Carrie Underwood: Chosen by the only member of the M List who reads (or knows about the existence of) this blog.

















4. Kristen Bell: Chosen by a few readers who sent their choice via email. These readers have never met me, but I totally dig their choice!


















5. Jen Aniston: The quintessential unlucky-in-love gal.















6. Reese Witherspoon: As my friend says, "She's spunky and Southern." Plus, I love her for the line in Sweet Home Alabama, "You have a baby. In a bar." And, come on, I love me some Legally Blonde.
7. Katherine Heigl: Chosen by Padma's boyfriend, who has actually met me.

4 comments:

  1. I vote for Reese b/c she's spunky and southern.

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  2. i know next to nothing about 2, 3, 4, or 7, so, i voted the obvious choice; 5.

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  3. Can you believe the Shakira suggestion? I have never, ever moved in such a manner. I don't even think it's possible. Maybe she's missing some ribs or something.

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  4. Too bad you weren't dancing with Brown Shirt Guy. I bet he could have taught you some Shakira-like moves.

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