More stuff, yo.
8. Sometimes it is nice to have the whole bed to yourself...
9. And sometimes it is not.
10. Sometimes I enjoy watching 16 straight hours of chick flicks...
11. And sometimes I turn on football just because I think this house needs a small dose of testosterone.
12. I am reminded every Thursday night that I am single...why? Because that is trash night. And taking the trash to the curb was perhaps the only chore my ex-husband used to do. I hate lugging trashcans to the curb. And remembering I am single.
13. Adult relationships are complicated. And to add to this - I over analyze everything. I miss the days of "Will you be my girlfriend? Check yes or no." I'm a chick who likes things spelled out for her. Right now I MAY be in a relationship, but I'm not sure. I want this current dude to hand me a note, folded up like a little pocket with the flap tucked in, with boxes to check.
14. I won't go into details, but just know this - I have confirmed over the last few years what I always secretly suspected: my ex-husband, DB, was no good in bed. This amuses me.
15. Every now and then, on an ordinary day while I'm going about my ordinary business, a fear will seize me. It is overwhelming. It is the fear that another man is going to break my heart. And it scares the beejezus outta me.
That's all folks! Hmm...kinda sucks I ended on a downer, huh? I'll make it up to you and post a funny later.
LURVE you,
Annabelly
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