Random Updates: aka "I had the EFFING day from single girl hell"

Reasons I haven't finished the Teach story:


1. Real life is stupid, and it sometimes bitch-slaps me with things like "work", "responsibilities," and other such cuss words that deserve to be put in obnoxious "air quotes" (shout out to D.A. from my M List here).


2. I spent the weekend having glorious fun with friends who, let's face it, put all you peeps to shame. Yeah, they really are that cool. We even have our own catch phrase, and NO, you don't get to know it.




3. Because laundry, like life, often makes me its bitch, too. Can this blog go ahead and make me some moolah so I can hire people to do crapola that, clearly, I am too good to do?



4. Forget Murphy's Law...We live in Annabelly's World. And this is HER law (part 1): As soon as you start to get over a man, he will then decide that he cannot live without you. This dude's been all up in mah bizness since yesterday afternoon. And he's all about the sweetness right now. Bastard.

5. Annabelly's Law (part 2): As soon as an ex flame , who used to drive you batshit crazy with want, decides to call you and tell you everything you wished he had said 6 months ago (see above), and you are just about to swear off men forever and start seriously considering the benefits of a life in a nunnery (I suppose there's no reason to shave anymore), another frikkin man from your past will also call you. This second man is one you never really fell for - but it always bothered you that he didn't fall for you, but now he's interested.

6. Annabelly's Law (part 3): Then, after all that crapshit, you will get a text from ITSY of all effing people. Yes, EFFING ITSY! Itsy will tell you that he looked at your facebook profile and saw pics of you with your current dude. He will tell you that you are beautiful. He will then say, "I think you're in love with this new guy. I've never seen you look happier or more beautiful. I hope he deserves you because you're perfect." Ex-squeeze-me? Effing Itsy thinks I'm perfect? Since when? Pretty sure my hymen didn't grow back, and that, according to EFFING Itsy, is the true measure of perfection. UG!

6. Annabelly's Law (part 4): After previous two phone calls (and a bag of Hershey's kisses with almonds later - don't judge, I had it with a diet drink), your sweet current man will call you. And he will be normal. And funny. And adorable. And THAT, my friends, is why we go through dating drama. Because there are a few men out there that really give you hope. While we waste our time looking for Mr. Big, there may actually be a few Aiden's around (Sex and The City reference for all you non-gay male readers). As for the others...well, is it too much to ask that they get one tiny venereal disease?

I would say I love you all, but I really don't love anyone tonight. Deal with it. I'm exhausted. I'll love you twice tomorrow. Mkay?

Annabelly