Picture Time, Picture Time!

Okay, you bitchtastic readers! This should be oodles o' fun times. This post is inspired by my MainGay (yes, I really do need to capitalize that). And, for the reader who sent me an email asking me if she may borrow my MainGay, HELL NO! For the last time, get your own MainGay.

Anygay (told you it was inspired by him), a few of you have written asking various questions about the men on my M List. And what I've noticed about you peeps is that you're basically shallow people. Which, of course, is one reason I heart you so very much. You mainly want to know - 1. What these dudes look like. 2. The largeness/smallness of their junk. 3. Their occupation.

So, because my MainGay called recently and said something to the effect of, "I figured out who would play Muscles in a movie;" we are playing a gamed called....

"Who Would Play the Men on My M List in a Movie" Duh.

I've started with a few...I'll get the rest later. If you know me, and these men, feel free to put your two cents in about their movie doppelgangers! Also, we need to pick an actress for me - I've already had a few suggestions, but I'd like to hear your thoughts. Don't pick a fatty!

1. Muscles: (As picked by my MainGay) Hugh Jackman - it's not just the pretty-armed goodness; it's that whole sexy, strong jaw he's got going on. But picture him younger, and, if possible, even better arms.

2. Softy McNoodle: Ed Harris, partly because of the lack of hair, partly for the pretty eyes. Please note I am not making any sort of comment on Ed Harris's noodle. I have never been acquainted with it.

3. Itsy: Joshua Jackson - it's the dark hair and scruffy beard he's rocking. Again, making no presumptions about Joshua Jackson's stuff. No clue if it's itsy or otherwise.

4. MWFHS: aka "The One You're All So Interested In": I get more mail about this dude than any other. Anyway, I picked Gerard Butler. Now, MWFHS is definitely fatter and less sexy than Gerard Butler, but hear me out -- try to picture Gerard Butler letting himself go, getting a little tubby, not as toned...he'd still have something about him that would do it for you, right? You know you'd do an out-of-shape Gerard. Don't lie. Another reason I picked him is because when you think about Gerard Butler, you think about charming and sexy, but underneath it all - you really suspect he's an ass, right? Yeah, that's MWFHS. A charming ass hat.

Hope you enjoyed that. I'll post more soon. Don't forget to leave your own suggestions about the men...or me. But be nice when it comes to me. You can be mean about the men. Who cares about them? But me? I'm fabulous and you love me, so be all sweetness.

Love you muchly,

Annabelly