1. If I were to go to a lesbian bar, would anyone hit on me? And if they did not, would that make me sad?
2. I wonder if Muscles is really going on the weekend outing we have planned? Or will he flake at the last minute?
3. I would like to get my eyebrows waxed tomorrow, but everyone in this town has uggo brows. Is it worth driving an hour tomorrow to get them waxed?
4. I would really like a grilled cheese right now.
5. I would also like fried green tomatoes.
6. I am ready for Botox. Right between my eyebrows. There is an ugly "squnch" right there that bothers me.
7. I still have a crush on Doogie Howser. I don't care if he's gay and won't love me back; I love him.
8. If I let my leg hair grow, just how long would it get?
9. Why do we have all this body hair anyway? It is not necessary, and I think it's gross. We should only have hair on our head and our eyebrows. That is it.
10. Why do I have the song, "Centerfold" stuck in my head?
Night my bitchtastic peeps,
Annabelly
1. Yes, but that's kind of cheap affirmation.
ReplyDelete2. Finger crossed.
3. Make the drive, don't risk looking like Whoopie G.
4. No time is wrong for grilled cheese.
5. Nasty.
6. Don't do it. Stay real.
7. So does Mrs. Maximus.
8. Don't risk it.
9. Agreed.
10. Good song. Why is Run This Town stuck in mine?
I always knew you were too sweet, too smart, and too cute to be completely straight.
ReplyDeleteif you did not have nose hair, your nose would run all the time. it's a fact.
ReplyDeletei had a deconstructed grilled cheese for lunch today - a piece of bread and a hunk of cheddar right off the block.
Don't leave us hanging; did Muscles flake out?
ReplyDeleteMuscles made it! He was only supposed to stay one night, but he decided to stay the whole weekend. We had a great time. But don't call him my boyfriend...he freaks out.
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