It's official. Muscles and I broke up. The (sort of) relationship is over. Normally, I'd say bring on the next guy. But this one kind of did a number on me.
By the way, on a not totally unrelated note, I have decided that I don't believe that people actually fall in love anymore. I know they used to fall in love. My parents were in love until the day my mother died. My sister and her husband are in love. I have friends who are in love. BUT these people all fell in love pre-facebook and pre-internet dating. I don't think it happens anymore. I really don't. If anyone reading this is currently in love, I guarantee you that you fell in love pre-2003. It is my opinion that no one has fallen in love in the past 7 years.
The End,
The Definitely Single Annabelly.
i hope a bird craps on his head today. i also hope he stubs his toe, and then falls in the rest of the crap that landed on the ground beside him. what a jackhole.
ReplyDeletedon't give up, annabelly, he's out there. he really is.
I second what Michelle said. Especially the jackhole part.
ReplyDeleteFirst love, only love!
ReplyDeleteI think it's possible to still fall in love, it's just a different age. Like The Jetsons.
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