Happy Screw Year!

Listen up, Peeps, cause this is how we do it, do it...in 2011.

Annabelly's Resolutions:

1. I will lessen my addiction to Facebook. This basically means that I will stop cyber-stalking my dates/ex-boyfriends/ex-husband/booty calls/and any such potential variations of the aforementioned. To show you that I am serious, I have temporarily deactivated my account - a little test to see how long I can resist. Yeah, I'll probably see you there on Wednesday.

2. I will lose 14 pounds. Yes, I am aware that 14 seems like an arbitrary number, but therein lies the genius. Stay with me, people. Every year I say that I am going to lose 15 pounds. This never happens. I always work diligently for at least a few months, then I step on the scale, utterly convinced I am 15 pounds lighter, but NO - I am still far from my goal. Then I give up and eat my weight in cookie dough/hot tamales/french fries/margaritas. I have deduced that the problem is not me; it is 15. Fifteen is daunting. Fourteen, I have decided, is manageable. And let's face it, if I don't do something about my weight, my favorite skinny jeans will be a thing of the past, and I will have to say hello to the As Seen on TV "Pajama Jeans." The Great Holiday EatFest of 2010 was not kind to the waistline.

3. I will not date men under the age of 30. After the whole Muscles debacle, I have deemed it wise to date men closer to my age. Yeah, I know what you're thinking...and to be honest, I'm skeptical, too.

Bite it, 2010,
Annabelly

P.S. I reserve the right to amend resolution #3 at any time. Especially because after making said resolution, I found out that the really cute coach at the high school, who I think is around 28, broke up with his unfortunate looking girlfriend over the break. Don't you just love it when wishes come true? For me, obviously, not her.